Any advice for curing lovesickness besides hearing Drive’s soundtrack on repeat for 3 hours?

Okay, so I know this is going to be really hard, almost impossible to believe, but I swear it’s true. I was watching The amazing Spiderman 10 minutes ago, it was the scene when Peter gets bitten by the spider, EXACTLY that moment, when I felt some sort of “presence” down my arm, and I suddenly realize some shit is moving around my body, I start slapping myself and I turn the light on. And then, I see a FUCKING SPIDER of the size of my fucking hand. I’m a vegetarian and I love animals but I’m glad I killed that motherfucker. It fucking scared me to death. Holy shit.

Why does everybody feel SO OFFENDED about everything nowadays…? my god, it makes me so fucking nervous that sometimes the more offended these people get the more ignorant they are and the less they understand the things they’re getting offended by. Just give it a rest. JESUS.